bobacupcake:

this is what i was trying to make btw

thememedaddy:

dateamonster:

gargoyle top surgery like

ALT

victusinveritas:

lumsel:

Wtf. Just found out the book im reading is a horror novel even though they didn’t put “reader beware, you’re in for a scare” on the cover. How was i supposed to know

ovenroastedtwerkey:

kirstenk080:

dailykafka:

Originally posted by femaledaily

jame7t:

prohaloplayer:

jame7t:

I’ve decided to boost your damage for today. That’s right, every punch you throw is the equivalent of two punches you throw.

on the same day that i strengthened everyone’s defense? the same day that every punch you take is equivalent to half a punch?

You’ve fucked with me for the last time. I’m tired of your shit and I’m coming to get you

wuiche:

(Whispers) restaurant au

imlizy:

[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page

peasant: can we listen to something else

me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.

sufficientlylargen:

l0stvegas:

God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you’re back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun’s cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me.

onlykex:

Wie cool ist das! (They took the creature)

dovand:

btw i highly recommend dropping to your knees with a forlorn expression every time something mildly inconveniences you

teaboot:

tlatollotl:

textile

Cultures/periods: Chimu (?) Chancay (?)

Production date: 900-1430

Made in: Peru

Provenience unknown, possibly looted

Textile fragment; cotton plain weave ground with paired warps; camelid supplementary weft patterning; feline figure; cream and black.

British Museum

KITTY

dotshaft:

dotshaft:

dotshaft:

The Cube…

needless to say I’ve become hopelessly reliant upon the cube..

I miss the cube so much

poisoned-sugar11:

anceh-atsiome:

hummerous:

before the tower of babel there was only one slur: the human slur

It’s him, the One Slur

Image id: a picture of the onceler. End id.